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[TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the sun

Ed.YEO
[TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the sun
I'm sincerely sorry in getting the thread closed by the moderator for the purpose of maintaining the integrity of this forum.

To brudders Ivan, Astro, Aiken, MPM, LB1981 and Lun as well as other small volume posters, I'm sorry that your fun in TCSS have to end so soon.



Without noticing the pre alert yellow card sent out by the 7th Brudder, by flipping thru earlier post...

Family forum le.



Don't stray to such topics. Not SBF here.


I translated 2 jokes with offensive contents that i thought will be enjoyed by fellow brudders there... well, i f@xKed up real hard this time. Hopefully your next TCSS threads will not be yellow flagged again.



Posted @ 失礼 失礼 hrs

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Update @ 一定 一定 hrs



Let's get the cocksters back to talk again!
ivan
Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" closed.
Yo mr yeo, not only you.

Here added my apologies too.

Sorry also, sometimes I also get too carried away.
LB1981
Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" closed.
天下没有不散的宴席.



Sooner or later it will happen.



Dun need apologise to me la.



Guess it back to lurker mode for me. :twisted:



Cheers Bro. :)
ivan
Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" closed.

"LB1981"

天下没有不散的宴席.



Sooner or later it will happen.



Dun need apologise to me la.



Guess it back to lurker mode for me. :twisted:



Cheers Bro. :)


Mai la......
ivan
Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" closed.
Mr Yeo,

I suggest we use this as the new start of another TCSS thread. Don't wanna create another one.



All just be mindful abt certain taboo topics can Liao......
Ed.YEO
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo
Sure... no problem! Till i get replies from you party boyz gaogao... when the time is ripe, i'll change the title to [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread #2... if brudder 7th dun mind...
sellwatch
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo
I didnt know it was closed till now. Tcss is no porbem but try not to be too explicit.



I volunteer to help keep this thread clean. Swee bo? Mai put Roo in a spot.
sellwatch
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo
15 minutes more to my game start.



nabei i hate it when miotv and starhub dun broadcast them live. My team play worse than lions xii meh? :evil:
ivan
Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" closed.

"sellwatch"

I didnt know it was closed till now. Tcss is no porbem but try not to be too explicit.



I volunteer to help keep this thread clean. Swee bo? Mai put Roo in a spot.


Ok la, since 1 start all start....

Ha ha ha.....



We just put in a bit bit effort....

Ps, cannot find the dunno what tool set in mustafa.



A bit no time to search as I need to go liao, fren a bit tired.
Astro2212
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo
Go tpy cash converter lah
aiken74
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo
Morn bro, nd nt apologies lah. Let move on as we take this as boliao thread. Bro Yeo, pls help to change the title to boliao thread 2 or sOmetin unique title.



Ok so where are we yesterday? Ghost topic sibo?? Morn say ghost ok bt Mai nite time tok abt it... :mrgreen:
roo7
Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" closed.
Thanks guys for being understanding, I don't want to take away the fun but there has to be a limit.







Sent from my iPhone
LB1981
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo
Remember buy Business Time today for e watch supplement and drooled... :P :twisted:



+1
aiken74
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo

"LB1981"

Remember buy Business Time today for e watch supplement and drooled... :P :twisted:

+1

More poison sia... :mrgreen:

LB1981
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo
very good poison, GPGT. :twisted: :lol:
aiken74
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo

"LB1981"

very good poison, GPGT. :twisted: :lol:

jz a qick flip thru and saw Seiko GPS Astron, SKX007 is in this paper... 8-)

LB1981
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo
Ps to ask sOmething to all tcss bros here. Not sure whether e right place.



cash converter got sell just e springbar tool a not :?:



or those small screwdriver that Mr Goh used :?:



or just LL go hardware shop buy can liao :?:



cause currently whenever i take out e springbar using paperclip. :oops: :lol:
aiken74
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo
Wow, GS is in paper, better grab one ST NOW... 8-)

Astro2212
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo

"LB1981"

Ps to ask sOmething to all tcss bros here. Not sure whether e right place.



cash converter got sell just e springbar tool a not :?:



or those small screwdriver that Mr Goh used :?:



or just LL go hardware shop buy can liao :?:



cause currently whenever i take out e springbar using paperclip. :oops: :lol:

Got sell as a set with spring bar tool n screwdriver
MeePokMan
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo
@Ivan...i am here. Why today same time different channel liao.??? :shock:



@Mr Yeo...no need to apologise ;) I also feel paiseh cos many times I get carried away by some of the Boliao brudders :lol:



OK back to work.

SIBEH SIANZ! 10am got a meeting with HR dept for some discussion...a bunch of sibeh serious and boring people. really hate to talk to them. I prefer to tcss boliao stuff :lol:
ivan
Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" closed.

"MeePokMan"

@Ivan...i am here. Why today same time different channel liao.??? :shock:



@Mr Yeo...no need to apologise ;) I also feel paiseh cos many times I get carried away by some of the Boliao brudders :lol:



OK back to work.

SIBEH SIANZ! 10am got a meeting with HR dept for some discussion...a bunch of sibeh serious and boring people. really hate to talk to them. I prefer to tcss boliao stuff :lol:


PS, service provider violated serious rules and regulations and lost the broadcasting rights.



Ha ha ha.....

Kidding
Ed.YEO
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
Update @ 一定 一定 hrs



Let's get the cocksters back to talk again!
sinner1974
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
any yishun kid here? got any bicycle shop at yishun central?
aiken74
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
+0 upz
Astro2212
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
Oni day x than can tok kok ar???no sun how???
aiken74
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the

"Astro2212"

Oni day x than can tok kok ar???no sun how???

no sun thn do sometin else lah...for example....wind ur watches... :mrgreen:
sinner1974
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
Talk cock king lai liao! LoL
aiken74
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the

"sinner1974"

Talk cock king lai liao! LoL

u referring to Astro sibo :?: :?:
Ed.YEO
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
Joke feed of the day #1



"5 passengers and the crushing plane"



有日, 成龍, 布殊, 董建華, 小女孩,老伯五人在搭飛機,

可是飛機因機件故障要失事了,

更不幸的是機上隻有四個降落傘............. 這時五人商量後決定,

每人說出自己的價值去分配降落傘.

首先, 成龍說 :[我是超級影星, 帶給世界娛樂, 世人需要我], 其他人同意, 成龍立刻拿了降落傘跳出飛機.

布殊說 :[我是美國總統, 世界第一強國, 世人需要我], 其他人同意, 布殊立刻拿了降落傘跳出飛機.

董建華說:[我是香港特首, 雖然做得不太出色, 但香港人需要我], 其他人同意,董建華立刻拿了降落傘跳出飛機.

現在隻剩下一個降落傘, 但還有老伯和小女孩 ......

老伯對小女孩說: [小妹妹, 老伯已經活夠了,你就拿走那個降落傘逃生吧]

。

。

。

。

。

小女孩說:[老伯, 我想,

我們兩個可以一起逃生啊!] 老伯奇怪問道:[為什麼?]

小女孩說:[布殊他拿錯了我的書包..當降落傘啊!]
Ed.YEO
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
Joke feed of the day #2

"Just a group message... with different replies"



丈夫用妻子的手機群發了一條短信----“我懷孕了！”結果。。。



丈夫知道妻子終于懷孕后，喜出望外，他想把好消息告訴所有人。于是用妻子的手機群發了一條短信----“我懷孕了！”。

不一會妻子的媽媽回信“你丈夫不是不孕嗎？你和小李又聯系上了？”；

過了一會兒姐夫回信“你打算怎麽處理？”

接著老同學回信“咱倆都半年沒見了，你可別賴我身上。”

同事回信“不是吧，這才兩天呐！

”領導回信“我給你一萬，你休息一段時間吧！”客戶回信“行啦，別嚇唬我了，你明天再來我家一趟，我跟你簽合同！”

一陌生人回信“你離婚，咱們就把這孩子要了。”另一個陌生人回信“那天還有趙總呢，你不會說是我的吧？”

還有一陌生人回信“別開玩笑啊，我早結扎了！”
Ed.YEO
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
Joke feed of the day #3

"20 fun messages just to make fun with your receipients"

20條好笑既短訊得閒sd俾你概朋友玩人的



１．

跟你當這麼久的朋友，你一直都很關心我，

我卻時常給你添麻煩，真不知該怎麼報答你...

所以...下輩子作牛作馬....我一定會拔草給你吃的...



２．

沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！

沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！

就跟你說沒事了你還按個屁啊！



３．

很想你，可是又不好意思打給你，

怕你正在忙，怕你不理我，怕你覺得我騷擾，

真的好想跟你聯絡，但是…

電話費實在很貴，你打給我家吧！



４．

如果你是流星我就追定你，

如果你是衛星我就等待你，

如果你是恆星我就會戀上你，

可惜...你是猩猩~我只能在動物園看到你!! 唉..可惜ㄚ!!



５．

現在的我好亂..心裡不知道在想些什麼..

頭腦都被快煩死了..我真的不知道要怎麼辦?..

你能不能告訴我....我真的不知道要吃大乾麵還是阿Q桶麵!



６．

謝謝你在我最失意的時候陪伴著我，

在我最須要幫助的時候拉了我一把，千言萬語訴不盡，

只想告訴你：

「自從認識你沒有一件好事發生！你真帶衰！」



７．

對不起唷~~那麼晚了還傳簡訊給你~~

如果有吵到你的話~~在此跟你說聲~~

活該~~誰叫你要比我早睡ㄚ~~~呵呵!!



８．

遇到妳~是我心動的開始

愛上妳~是我幸福的選擇

擁有妳~是我最珍貴的財富

踏入紅毯~是我永恆的動力

永遠愛的人~是妳

遺憾的是~我傳錯人了



９．

你好，這裡是胸罩調查局。

我們發現妳的胸部已違反了「罩杯管制法中」

第二章第七條的「胸部嚴重極度下垂條例」！

所以我們必須強迫妳隆乳，否則通緝妳！



１０．

因為你，我相信命運；因為你，我相信前世今生。

也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆，

現在的我，好想說…

我上輩子是造了什麼孽呀！



１１．

由明天開始，市政府決定清除所有長相醜陋，有損市容的弱智青年！

你快快收拾東西，出去避避風頭，別跟人說是我通知你的，切記！不用感

謝！



１２．

上帝看見你口渴，創造了水；

上帝看見你餓,，創造了米；

上帝看見你沒有可愛的朋友，創造了我；

然而祂也看見這世界上沒有白痴，順便也創造你。



１３．

如果政府規定一個人一生只能對一個好，我情願那個人就是你。

我無怨無悔，至死不渝！

但偏偏政府沒規定…那就算了！



１４．

想你是件快樂的事!

見你是件開心的事!

愛你是我永遠要做的事!

把你放在心上是我一直在做的事!

不過‧‧‧騙你，是剛發生的事！哈‧‧哈！



１５．

電話響了一聲，代表我正在想你！

兩聲，代表我喜歡你！

三聲，代表我愛你！

當第七聲響起…

媽的，我是真的有事找你，還不快接電話！



１６．

根據統計，超過99.9%長的像豬頭的人都用大拇指來按鈕看簡訊!

嘿嘿，不用換手了啦,已經來不及了。豬頭! 哈哈哈



１７．

我把你的名字寫在天空裡，可是被風吹走了；

我把你的名字寫在沙灘上，可是被海沖走了；

我把你的名字寫在每一個角落…

幹，我被警察抓走了！



１８．

如果長得好看是一種錯…我已經鑄成大錯

如果可愛是一種罪…我已經犯了滔天大罪

做人真難!…你就好啦~沒錯又沒罪…真羨慕你



１９．

當白雲飄過，那是我想你的痕跡；

當陽光閃耀，那是我想你的感覺；

當雨水落下，那是我想你的證據；

當雷電交加，那是我向天祈求你被劈中...哈--哈--



２０．

如果說燒一年的香可以與你相遇，

燒三年的香可以與你相識，

燒十年的香可以與你相惜，

為了我下輩子的幸福，我願意...改信基督
sinner1974
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the

"aiken74"

[quote="sinner1974"]Talk cock king lai liao! LoL

u referring to Astro sibo :?: :?:[/quote]

u know i know :lol:



No name mention :mrgreen:
ivan
[TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the sun
Mr Yeo,

Always like Chinese joke.

Got England one Bo?



Ha ha ha
Ed.YEO
Re: [TCSS]-

"ivan"

Mr Yeo,

Always like Chinese joke.

Got England one Bo?



Ha ha ha


boh ley... actually all these i choose and copy from the HK forum which i joined few weeks ago one... lots of post in a single day, canton and madarin versions.



The jokes there really make my day... but i don't want to just enjoy it myself lor... so...
Astro2212
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
Halo i sibeh serious 1 hor... :(
ivan
[TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the sun

"Astro2212"

Halo i sibeh serious 1 hor... :(


Ha ha ha.....

Ok. I believe
sinner1974
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the

"Astro2212"

Halo i sibeh serious 1 hor... :(


Serious go hospittal liao loh :lol:
Astro2212
Re: [TCSS]-

"ivan"

[quote="Astro2212"]Halo i sibeh serious 1 hor... :(


Ha ha ha.....

Ok. I believe[/quote]
Thank u
zeikphur
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
nickelodeon mode on
aiken74
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
+1 upz
lunarin79
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
no people reply means no people noe the ans lor :mrgreen:
ivan
[TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the sun

"zeikphur"

nickelodeon mode on


Childish mode?
ivan
[TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the sun
Sibeh....



......



......



Sianz.........
zeikphur
Re: [TCSS]-

"ivan"

[quote="zeikphur"]nickelodeon mode on


Childish mode?[/quote]

Family Mode Bro :)



Astro2212
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the

"lunarin79"

no people reply means no people noe the ans lor :mrgreen:

Y bother to reply dat goondu???
sellwatch
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the
A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
MeePokMan
Re: [TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the

"aiken74"

wow lau a, bo ren noe where can i get help on tis huh :!: :!: all tok rubbish very gd and cum to [color=#FF0000]serious one[/color] bo ren noe huh... :lol: :lol:


[color=#FF0000][size=100]NO OT in the boliao thread, PLEASE.



Last warning



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:lol:
MeePokMan
Re: [TCSS]-

"ivan"

Sibeh....



......



......



Sianz.........


why sianz?...now ur turn? :mrgreen:
LB1981
Re: Stunned hor... My apologies on getting the "BohLiao" clo

"Astro2212"




Got sell as a set with spring bar tool n screwdriver


thanks for info, go ssll soon. :twisted: :)



come in +1.
ivan
[TCSS]- "BohLiao" Thread- Talk abt everything under the sun

"sellwatch"

A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.




Ha ha ha ha...