Just for laugh

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.



"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."



Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.



"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies



"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins?" :lol:

During a commercial airline flight an experienced

Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.



When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began

Nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.



The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to

Help with the various baby-related items.



When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "that's a good looking baby,

And he sure was hungry!"



Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the

Breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.



The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed,"And all these years,

I've been blowing my nose and chewing gum." :lol:

A husband, who is not the most outgoing guy, relents to his wife's months of nagging to take her out dancing. During the evening one guy on the dance floor is giving it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.



Seeing this performance, the wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."



Her husband replies, "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

At the nude beach



A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.



She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."



The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."



Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.



Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets." :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: