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"Astro2212"
I hav been laughin nonstop since........
KNS.
Feel like kenna suan by u
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"ivan"
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Sori i m not entertained by ur pics...i m laughin abt other tngs n i jio u liao!!!
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"Astro2212"
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Sori i m not entertained by ur pics...i m laughin abt other tngs n i jio u liao!!![/quote]
Really !!!!!
:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:
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Another one from the same artistehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_o47Gs6DQ0" false;
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wah.. rao.. empty siook rah I come in plus 1 for Ivan's effort...
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"oOsiMm"
wah.. rao.. empty sio
ok rah I come in plus 1 for Ivan's effort...
Kenna suan again
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k lah... sincerely plus 1 for Ivan..
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"herzausstahl"
Another one from the same artiste
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"oOsiMm"
lol...love the trolls drawings....
k lah... sincerely plus 1 for Ivan..
Thanks
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Kidding...
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"phantom150"
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=507601199310033
for ivan :lol:
Should I laugh?
:lol::lol::lol:
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FW: bank robbery in Detroit------------
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Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 22:30:08 +0800
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footage of an actual bank robbery in Detroit - must see
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"okies8"
FW: bank robbery in Detroit
Removed the list of emails, probably our colleagues or your friend's colleague.
Anyway that video look fake, the cops are just waiting at the road in the beginning of the video. :lol:
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He says “Yes, just caffeine.”
“Have you ever been in the service?” the interviewer asks.
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.”
The interviewer says “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment here.”,
and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes… an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off.”
The interviewer tells the guy “O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am, and plan on starting at 10am every day. Don’t worry,we’ll still pay you from 8am.”
The guy is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don’t you want me to be here before 10am?”
“‘This is a government job,” the interviewer says, “For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”
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"sellwatch"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qxHTWtZN8&feature=youtube_gda
wahahahaha
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"sellwatch"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7qxHTWtZN8&feature=youtube_gda
:lol:
May the Force be with you
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May the Force be with you
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"ivan"
May the Force be with you
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"zeikphur"
What the f is that?
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While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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Woah lau ehh!!! Sibeh duaki ahh!!!
Didn't know that the SAMSUNG stylus is very the... strong!
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It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say:
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.
Confucius Say:
Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy
Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn't know if he's coming or going.
Confucius Say:
A drunken man's words
are a sober man's thoughts.
Confucius Say:
Marriage is like a bank account;
you put it in, you take it out,
and you lose interest.
Confucius Say:
Viagra is like Disneyland ...
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say:
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex.
Neither is any good if you don't get it.
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A gay guy walks into a barber shop.
He says to the barber. "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"
The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real
thick..."
That night the young man does as the barber told him. His partner
climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on
his chest..he says, "What the hell is this?"
The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on
my chest hair would grow..."
His partner replies, "You stupid son of a bitch, if that were the case
you would have a damn pony tail hanging out of your ass."
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"Get this," she said. "Some guy put an ad in here offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."
"Hmmmmm," her husband mumbled, still engrossed in his magazine.
Wanting to test him, she asked, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not!" he said.
"That's so sweet," she replied. "Tell me why not."
"Heck, the season's more than half over!" he said.
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The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male!
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1. No we can't be friends; I just want you for sex.
2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
3. You've got no chance of me calling you.
4. No, I won't be gentle.
5. Of course you have to swallow.
6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
7. I hate your friends.
8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.
9. I'd rather watch a porno.
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He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age.
After a couple of minutes he asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your money back."
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The wife asks, "How does he know you?" Johnny says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."
Inside, the bartender says, "The usual, Johnny?" Johnny says to his wife, "Before you say anything, he's on the darts team."
Next a stripper says, "Hi Johnny! Do you crave the special again??"
The wife storms out dragging Johnny with her & jumps into a taxi...the taxi driver says, "Hey Johnny Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."
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My good wife died ten years ago and I've had no sex at all since then. I'd love to experience sex one more time before I die so I've hired a hooker for the night. Can you give me something that'll help me get it up?"
The doctor smiled. "I don't normally prescribe this stuff as it's extremely potent, but I think in your case I can make an exception for one night."
Later that night, out of curiosity, the doctor phoned the elderly man and asked, "How's it going?"
"Fabulous," the old man said. "I've come three times already."
"That's great," the doctor said. "The hooker must be astounded."
"Not exactly," the old man said. "She's not here yet!"
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Sales girl: Can I help you, Sir?
Young man: Yes, I want to buy some condoms.
Sales girl: What size do you need, Sir?
Young man: I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need.
Sales girl: May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need?
As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance:
"Give me a SMALL one... Wait! Make it MEDIUM...Wait! Make it LARGE... Shit! Give me a TISSUE !!!"
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A man, new in town, goes to the best brothel in the city. Choosing the best looking girl in the place, he retires to a large and well-appointed suite, where he has some of the best sex of his life.
Satiated, the man asks the madam, "How much do I owe you?"
The madam motions for him to put away his money. She then pulls two hundred dollars out of a purse and gives it to him. She fends off all his attempts for an explanation.
Naturally, the man returns the following evening. He gets the same treatment, and is again given two hundred dollars.
The third night he does the same thing, but when he sees the madam she asks him for three hundred dollars.
"Wait a minute," he says. "The first night you gave me two hundred dollars. The second night you gave two hundred dollars. Now you want me to pay you three hundred? Why?"
The madam smiles and says, "Tonight you weren't being filmed." :lol: :lol: :lol:
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A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets." :lol: :lol: :lol:
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" :lol:
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This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one.
She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!".
So the guy puts both of his hands in!
"Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!". :mrgreen:
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There are four kinds of sex :HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got. :lol: