[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

tis mth is a gd bro mth, does u guys pray :?:

1) usually pray 1st & 30th or jz 15th of the mth :?: :?:

2) u all ask for number :?:

"lunarin79"

this woman is cal 'SARY' rite



i tink that's her name, lol

u saw SARY's bushy hair before? :o

i haven pray yet,lol



SARY ar, my marketing manager lor, she hairless one :oops:

"MeePokMan"

must be ur hair stand, drop inside my watch izzit??? knn :lol:

:| :oops:



ps, forget to remove it.

"LB1981"

[quote="MeePokMan"]


must be ur hair stand, drop inside my watch izzit??? knn :lol:

:| :oops:



ps, forget to remove it.[/quote]

MPM and LB, seriously, I think we not interested in guys hair......



Give us some real pussy hair.....

Family forum le.



Don't stray to such topics. Not SBF here.





Sent from my iPhone

Ps ps.

I meant puss in boots, cats hair....

Dun anyhow think think ok.....



Anyway, where r we?

"ivan"

Anyway, where r we?

ghost

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pang kang liao :|

"lunarin79"

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pang kang liao :|

SIAO Liao........















I m going home to do father duty Liao...

HK!

"lunarin79"

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pang kang liao :|

gd life hor... :twisted: :twisted:

:(

"ivan"

I m going home to do father duty Liao...

HK!

kids grow up fast. Enjoy the father duty.



my elder son is 13 this yr...i am starting to feel the behaviour change. Talks lesser to the parents but ask more for freedom.



Sometimes i am interested to know about his activities in school........



his standard reply...."Nothing"



:(

"MeePokMan"

[quote="ivan"]




I m going home to do father duty Liao...

HK!

kids grow up fast. Enjoy the father duty.



my elder son is 13 this yr...i am starting to feel the behaviour change. Talks lesser to the parents but ask more for freedom.



Sometimes i am interested to know about his activities in school........



his standard reply...."Nothing"



:([/quote]

Smoke with him, go chiong together la

"lunarin79"

Smoke with him, go chiong together la

why u talk like one of my friends. :lol:

"lunarin79"

[quote="MeePokMan"]


kids grow up fast. Enjoy the father duty.



my elder son is 13 this yr...i am starting to feel the behaviour change. Talks lesser to the parents but ask more for freedom.



Sometimes i am interested to know about his activities in school........



his standard reply...."Nothing"



:(

Smoke with him, go chiong together la[/quote]

Minus the smoking part la.

Walau

"lunarin79"

[quote="MeePokMan"]


kids grow up fast. Enjoy the father duty.



my elder son is 13 this yr...i am starting to feel the behaviour change. Talks lesser to the parents but ask more for freedom.



Sometimes i am interested to know about his activities in school........



his standard reply...."Nothing"



:(

Smoke with him, go chiong together la[/quote]
+1Million...

"ivan"

[quote="lunarin79"]


Smoke with him, go chiong together la

Minus the smoking part la.

Walau[/quote]
Y walau???last x my teacher cal my dad go sch coz i kana caught go mass n smoke...my dad ans was...i knw ar...i also always go n hoon kee is i giv him 1...til now my dad is stil my hero

Nw very common liao la, u tink like our era



,

knn, last time Wan to smoke at home, obtain the license so diff sia, how i obtain mine was, one nightwhile eating out with parents at kopitiam, aft makan, i said. 'can smoke?' then i took out my cig frm pocket



My parents stunned for a while but iya, this things like smoking, bound to happen one la.



For me, i dun mind my kids smoke or tattoo



As long as dun take drugs can liao.





Kids this era, is diff frm our time liao

"Astro2212"

[quote="ivan"]


Minus the smoking part la.

Walau

Y walau???last x my teacher cal my dad go sch coz i kana caught go mass n smoke...my dad ans was...i knw ar...i also always go n hoon kee is i giv him 1...til now my dad is stil my hero[/quote]

PS, u r talking to someone who never touched cig in his whole life

"ivan"

PS, u r talking to someone who never touched cig in his whole life

Doesn't mean parent is non smoker, children oso will be non smoker.



13 yr old, this stage is peer pressure stage liao



Anything can happen,lol





My dotter oready say wan to follow like papa, wan to smoke oso



Lol

"Astro2212"

[quote="ivan"]


Minus the smoking part la.

Walau

Y walau???last x my teacher cal my dad go sch coz i kana caught go mass n smoke...my dad ans was...i knw ar...i also always go n hoon kee is i giv him 1...til now my dad is stil my hero[/quote]

wah!!! ah gong so lihai! Salute!

"lunarin79"

For me, i dun mind my kids smoke or tattoo



As long as dun take drugs can liao.

Waaah why cannot take drugs? Double standard leh you. Your drug is nicotine, your kid may choose other drug mah..... As you said this era different riao.....

"lunarin79"

[quote="ivan"]


PS, u r talking to someone who never touched cig in his whole life

Doesn't mean parent is non smoker, children oso will be non smoker.



13 yr old, this stage is peer pressure stage liao



Anything can happen,lol





My dotter oready say wan to follow like papa, wan to smoke oso



Lol[/quote]

No worries bro.

I m from a non smoking family background so my answer is really from my humble opinion nia, as a non-smoker point of view.



As for my kids, I will tell them smoking is not good for health (Here, to all smokers, pls don't feel offended) like how my parents told me.



They pick up or not, I leave it to them.

That's my take!

wah...respect! I also salute to all the old/young father here. :D



last time my principal wanted to see my parent (not bcos of smoking), i wish i know Astro's dad earlier and asked him pretend to be my dad. :lol:



going home earlier today, continue tomorrow :lol:

"MeePokMan"

wah...respect! I also salute to all the old/young father here. :D



last time my principal wanted to see my parent (not bcos of smoking), i wish i know Astro's dad earlier and asked him pretend to be my dad. :lol:



going home earlier today, continue tomorrow :lol:

Tomo same time same channel..

C u

"ivan"

[quote="MeePokMan"]wah...respect! I also salute to all the old/young father here. :D



last time my principal wanted to see my parent (not bcos of smoking), i wish i know Astro's dad earlier and asked him pretend to be my dad. :lol:



going home earlier today, continue tomorrow :lol:

Tomo same time same channel..

C u[/quote]

OK!!!

"lunarin79"

Nw very common liao la, u tink like our era



,

knn, last time Wan to smoke at home, obtain the license so diff sia, how i obtain mine was, one nightwhile eating out with parents at kopitiam, aft makan, i said. 'can smoke?' then i took out my cig frm pocket



My parents stunned for a while but iya, this things like smoking, bound to happen one la.



For me, i dun mind my kids smoke or tattoo



As long as dun take drugs can liao.





Kids this era, is diff frm our time liao

At least you asked bro, I respect that. If my kid asked, I will paused for a moment but if its within certain level, its okie.

Take tattoos for instant. But of course dont give me crap like "orh, friend have so I want lor."

"herzausstahl"

[quote="lunarin79"]
For me, i dun mind my kids smoke or tattoo



As long as dun take drugs can liao.

Waaah why cannot take drugs? Double standard leh you. Your drug is nicotine, your kid may choose other drug mah..... As you said this era different riao.....[/quote]

.....Now the drugs don't work

They just make you worse

But I know I'll see your face again.......

Hahaha dats my hero loh... :lol:



My dad oni got 2 tngs dun allow me do



1.Walk into church

2.Jiak peh hoon



N my expectation for my son also same... :lol:

most impt is communication. :ugeek:

just wondering bros here got post in FB seiko group :?:



like different group of people posting there.



But also got a few bros here posted there too.

"LB1981"

just wondering bros here got post in FB seiko group :?:



like different group of people posting there.



But also got a few bros here posted there too.

Wah u 1 2 吃西瓜靠大边 sibo??? :lol:

"Astro2212"

Wah u 1 2 吃西瓜靠大边 sibo??? :lol:

Simi 西瓜木瓜老黄瓜 :?:

Ed Yeo.... can you do direct translations for all your chinese jokes to english pls? As we know,there are non chinese bros here,chinese who cant read chinese here,overseas friends here in SCS also...must be fair mah...



deadline maybe by tonight?



Thanks a lot

"Astro2212"

[quote="LB1981"]just wondering bros here got post in FB seiko group :?:



like different group of people posting there.



But also got a few bros here posted there too.

Wah u 1 2 吃西瓜靠大边 sibo??? :lol:[/quote]

Uncle, can speak simplified language Bo? I don't understand

"oOsiMm"

Ed Yeo.... can you do direct translations for all your chinese jokes to english pls? As we know,there are non chinese bros here,chinese who cant read chinese here,overseas friends here in SCS also...must be fair mah...



deadline maybe by tonight?



Thanks a lot

Translate, joke becomes not funny Liao leh

"ivan"

[quote="oOsiMm"]Ed Yeo.... can you do direct translations for all your chinese jokes to english pls? As we know,there are non chinese bros here,chinese who cant read chinese here,overseas friends here in SCS also...must be fair mah...



deadline maybe by tonight?



Thanks a lot

Translate, joke becomes not funny Liao leh[/quote]

I also know... ( :!: :roll: :!: )

"ivan"

[quote="Astro2212"]
Wah u 1 2 吃西瓜靠大边 sibo??? :lol:

Uncle, can speak simplified language Bo? I don't understand[/quote]
R u chn???

i ask him isit c other side watermelon bigger than want to go other side sibo???

I know la. I juz say who else got post there mah. I shy post there leh. :oops:

"LB1981"

I know la. I juz say who else got post there mah. I shy post there leh. :oops:

Hahaha shy smlj???who laugh at u u just kar botak pager can liaozzz

"Astro2212"

[quote="ivan"]


Uncle, can speak simplified language Bo? I don't understand

R u chn???

i ask him isit c other side watermelon bigger than want to go other side sibo???[/quote]

Wakao, ur Chinese sometimes a bit hokkien, sometimes pure Chinese, how I know....



Somemore, ur sentence sometimes hide many many secret codes (up up down down left right left right A B B A, select start) I must be careful... Ha ha ha

"Astro2212"

[quote="LB1981"]I know la. I juz say who else got post there mah. I shy post there leh. :oops:

Hahaha shy smlj???who laugh at u u just kar botak pager can liaozzz[/quote]

Xiang kar pager?

Mr Yeo also botak, make sure u page the right one

"LB1981"

just wondering bros here got post in FB seiko group :?:

like different group of people posting there.

But also got a few bros here posted there too.

:lol: care to PM ur name at Seiko Club Sg in FB :?:

"aiken74"

[quote="LB1981"]just wondering bros here got post in FB seiko group :?:

like different group of people posting there.

But also got a few bros here posted there too.

:lol: care to PM ur name at Seiko Club Sg in FB :?:[/quote]

Hope I m not the only 1 without FB account......



FB= Xxxx buddy sibo?

I try my best here in translation... if the jokes becomes tasteless... blame it on the language lah... :mrgreen:





"The rookie cop"



買票的隊伍排得長長的，家民舒口氣，排到最後。

Seeing the ticket buying queue getting longer and longer, Cummin exhales, and queues obediently to the back.



「新警察吧？」旁邊一個人問。

"New Rookie Cop?" somebody asks.



家民納悶：「你怎知道？」

Cummin kind of bored, "How do you know?"



「咳，老警察哪有排隊買票的。」

"Ha... Old Dicks never queues to buy tickets."



「哦。」家民明白了，直接走到售票口前，遞上錢說：「我要買一張票。」

"Oh", Cummin understands, walks straight to the ticketing booth, hands over the money and says,"I want a ticket".



「新警察吧？」售票窗口的人笑了。

"New Rookie Cop?", ticketing booth personnel chuckles.



「你怎知道？」

"How do you know?"



「老警察哪有掏錢買票的，你直接進吧，沒人敢攔。」

"Old Dicks don't pay to get tickets, just go straight in, nobody will block you."



「哦。」家民又長了見識，一試，果然沒人攔。

"Oh", Cummin learns a new thing again, so he tries, really no one blocks his way.



進了劇場，家民到樓下隨便找了個位子坐下。

Once he entered the theater, Cummin goes freely to the lower level seat, and fit himself in.



屁股還沒坐穩，旁邊就有人問：「新警察吧？」

Haven't get himself comfortably seated, some one next to him asks, "New Rookie Cop?"



真是奇了怪了，家民心裡疑惑，嘴上還硬：「誰說的！」

This is really weird, Cummin began to wonder, and starts to reply angrily, "Who says that?"



「人家老警察都在樓上看電影，樓下的都是你這樣的新警察。」

"The Old Dicks will prefer to see the movie from the upper level, those at the lower level are Rookies like you."



家民到樓上一看，可不是嗎，這兒有不少警察呢。

Cummin goes up to the upper level and take a glance, well isn't that true, there are really a significant numbers of old Dicks here.



家民挑了個位子坐下，沒多久，電影就開演了。

Cummin finds a vacant place, and seat in. In s moment, the movie starts.



旁邊的一個警察扭頭看了他一眼，冷冷的說：「新警察吧？」

A cop seating beside turns to him and stares, and smirks,"New Rookie Cop?"



「你怎能看出我是新警察？」

"How did you tell that i'm a new cop?"



「老警察哪有你那樣規規矩矩坐著看電影的，得像我這樣。」

"Old Dicks don't seat in a disciplined way like you while enjoying their movie, they have to be like me this way."



家民學著老警察，把兩隻腳翹起來，架在前排人的脖子上，果然舒服了許多，找到些當警察的感覺。

Cummin mimics the old Dick, bring up his 2 legs, hang it on to the neck of the person in front. It really felts comfortable, it really make him feels more like a cop!



電影演了一半，家民有些內急，便往廁所趕。

Half way thru the movie, the call of nature arrives, Cummin rushes to the toilet.



在廁所門口，被一個工作人員攔住了：「新警察吧？」

At the toilet entry, Cummin gets blocked by a theater worker, "New Rookie Cop?"



家民還是納悶：「我腦門上又沒寫字，你怎知道？」

Cummin gets bored again, "There isn't any words written on my forehead, how do you know?"



「哪有警察還到這兒，人家都是從樓上往樓下尿，你一看就是新警察。」

"Old Dicks don't come here, they would just pee from where they're, from the upper level to the ground floor, a look at you, i know you're a Rookie Cop."



家民好慚愧，自己差點給警察丟了人。

Cummin really embarrassed, he had almost shamed the whole police department.



他站到二樓邊上，掏出傢夥，朝著樓下滋出一股尿來…………

So he stands to the side of the second floor, pulls out his "gun", points to the lower level seats, and pees.



「嗨，樓上尿尿的是新警察吧！」樓下突然有人大聲喊。

Somebody from the bottom shouts suddenly, "Hey! The fella who pees from the top must be a New Rookie Cop, right?"



「…………」家民探著身子往下看。

"... ... ...", Cummin bends down his body, take a glance.



「看啥看，人家老警察一尿就是一片，哪像你這個新警察，就往我一個人頭上澆！」

"Wat the Fark are you lookin at? Old Dicks tends to splash all over the place, while you pee straight onto my face!"



家民滿臉通紅，他趕緊把拉鏈拉上，轉身隨便坐到一個座位上。

Cummin now blushed to the max, quickly zips up, turn around and find a place freely to seat.



「新來的吧？」旁邊一個哥們說道。

"New Rookie Cop?", one of the fella by the side asks.



「…………」

"... ... ..."



「老警察撒完尿之後哪有趕緊拉拉鏈的，還要把那個傢夥露一會透透氣，嚇小妞啊。」

"The old Dicks won't zip up immediately in a rush after peeing, they would leave their "Guns" exposed for a short while, just to scare the chicks"



家民心情鬱悶，隨便上歌廳找了個小姐想溫存一番。

Cummin moods gets frustrated, so he walks freely into a lounge look for a gal hopefully to cool himself off.



一番摸索之後，小姐問道：「新警察吧！」

After some time searching, he found one, and the hostess asks, "New Rookie Cop?"



家民聽的有點頭暈：「怎麼啦？」

Cummin gets uncomfortable after hearing that, "What the Fark is going on?"



「老警察哪有這樣有禮貌的，都是霸王硬上弓的。」

"Old Dicks don't behave as kindly and disciplined as you maybe, they would just forcefully chuck their dick on to us"



給小姐上完弓之後，家民決定再不給人民警察丟人了，於是他小姐費也不付，吧臺費也不結，大搖大擺的往出走。

Cummin wouldn't want to bring shame to the police department anymore, forced himself onto the gal, wouldn't tip the gal, and don't even care to clear the bills at the bar, walks out like a boss.



老闆扭頭看了看他說：「新警察吧？」

The bar-in-charge, turns his head and look at him, "New Rookie Cop?"



家民徹底快崩潰了，掐住老闆的脖子問：「怎麼這樣你都能看出來？」

Cummin blows his top, grabbed the in-charged neck and asked, "How the Farking hell you see that?"



老闆：「人家老警察不但白玩，走的時候還要收保護費呢！」

The in-charge replies, "Old Dicks don't pay after Farking, they even demand for protection monies on thier way out!"



家民心想：「靠！！新警察也是警察呀！」

A thought comes into Cummin mind, "Fark! New Rookie Cop is also a policeman right?"



於是他對著老闆說：「把保護費給我！！！」

So he yells at the in-charge, "Give me your protection money!!!"



老闆說：「新警察吧？」

The in-charge splits out, "New Rookie Cop?"



家民：「…………」

Cummin, "... ... ..."



老闆：「人家老警察都是叫我們送費上門，哪有親自來收的？」

"The Old Dicks would usually ask us to deliver the monies straight up to the department, who will come and collect it personally?"



家民受到歌廳老闆的羞辱，決定拿出警察的威嚴，給老闆一點難堪。

Cummin felt humiliated by the Lounge in-charge, decides to give the farker a lesson by showing his police power.



聽著隔壁傳來的淫聲浪語，家民一腳踢開緊閉的門，對面一對赤身裸體的男女厲聲喝道：「都別動，我是警察！」

Loud moans of intercourse comes out from next room, Cummin kicked opened the tightly shut door, shouts on the naked couples in front of him, "Don't you move. I'm a Cop!"



女的懶洋洋地坐起，摟著那男人斜著眼對家民說：「新警察吧？」

The naked woman sits up in a relax manner, hugs the naked man, looked at Cummin with a arrogant way and asked, "New Rookie Cop?"



男人也說：「他是新警察。」

The man also replies, "Yeah. He is a new Rookie Cop."



家民又厲聲問這對狗男女：「你們怎麼知道我是新警察？」

Cummin shouts back at the naked couple, "How the hell do you know i'm a new cop?"



女人嘴一撇指著身邊的男人道：「哪有老警察不認識他們局長的！」 :lol: :lol: :lol:

The woman points to the man by her side and move her lips, "Is there any Old Dicks who don't even recognize their station commander?"

Pump in another one...



"Embarassing moment to a female doctor"



美麗的女醫生在醫院大受男病人的歡迎，多金的追求者眾多，當然，也遇到不少性騷擾.....

A presence of a beautiful doctor in a hospital will gain popularity from most Male patients, well loaded chaser will naturally be more as well, of course, sexual harassments are inevitable.

有 一天，陳先生在醫院做完不孕症檢查後榹榕槍榧，美麗的女醫生要檢查陳先生的精蟲數目有沒有減少。

One day, after Mr.TAN finished his fertility check up in the hospital, the beautiful doctor mentioned that she want to check is there any decrease on Mr.TAN's sperm strength.

她給他一 個密封的小玻璃罐子，要他回家裝些樣本帶來。

She gave him a tightly sealed small glass bottle, wants him to go home and come back on the next visit with some samples.



第二天，陳先生再來，女醫生卻發現玻璃罐仍是空空如也。

On the second day, Mr.TAN is back, the doctor finds that the bottle is empty.

陳先生解釋說：

Mr.TAN explained.

『昨天，我先用右手試了半天，沒有動靜，我改用左手試，還是沒有用，我叫我太太來幫忙， 她也是兩支手都試，也是沒有用。我叫她用嘴巴弄，仍然沒有辦法。』

"Yesterday, i tried using my right hand first, no outcome. I changed to left hand, still no use. Then i asked my wife to help, she used both hands, useless as well. I asked her to use her mouth, still useless."

女醫生聽得滿臉通紅。 陳先生仍不停地說：『剛好我表妹到我家來送禮，她比較年輕體力好，我就拜託她來幫忙。她也是先用手，再用嘴，很努力地............。』

The beautiful doctor blushes after hearing that. Mr.TAN continues, "Just in time, my younger female cousin arrived, she young and energetic, i approached her for help. She too uses her hands first, then mouth, worked very hard..."

停！停！女醫生再也忍不住了：『這種事...你找你表妹幫忙做~~』

The beautiful doctor couldn't continue to listen anymore, "Stop! Stop! Even such little task you have to approach your cousin for help...?"

陳先生說：『她很樂意啊！可是還是不行！我才來找你，看你能不能............』

Mr.TAN continues, "Well, she glady willing to do it, but still useless. So i come to you today, see if..."

女醫生一聽怒問：『能不能什麼？』

The doctor asked angrily, "if What?!!!"

陳先生答說：『 能不能把這個玻璃罐的蓋子打開啊！』

Mr.TAN replied, "...see if you can help me in getting this bottle open up!!!"



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