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[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

Ed.YEO
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
This one must read in mandarin.



韓家小寶很喜歡吃西瓜，每天都吃很多西瓜。

有一天爺爺看到他又在吃西瓜就告訴他說：「西瓜性寒，不可多吃。」

於是第二天小寶就不吃西瓜了，媽媽覺得很奇怪就問小寶為什麼？

小寶：「因為西瓜和我同姓，所以我不吃它了！」

媽媽：「？？你胡說八道！」

小寶：「我沒有亂說，是爺爺告訴我『西瓜姓韓』不可多吃。
Ed.YEO
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
Funny interview encounter...



這一次的失敗，我對人生有了很重要的考慮，



回顧以前的種種，我終於發



最最關鍵的就是，我有一些問題答的不對。



不過這一次的面試，我可是做好了最充分的準備。



NOKIA 的產品部門通知了我，



我花了一週的時間做好了全部的工作。



甚至口號都沒有喊錯：『科技以人為本。』



考官很滿意說：「如果不出意外的話，你明天就可以來上班。」



這個時候，電話響了，出現了一個不和諧的聲音：「hallo，moto……」



考官：「出去！」
aiken74
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"Ed.YEO"

This one must read in mandarin.

韓家小寶很喜歡吃西瓜，每天都吃很多西瓜。

有一天爺爺看到他又在吃西瓜就告訴他說：「西瓜性寒，不可多吃。」

於是第二天小寶就不吃西瓜了，媽媽覺得很奇怪就問小寶為什麼？

小寶：「因為西瓜和我同姓，所以我不吃它了！」

媽媽：「？？你胡說八道！」

小寶：「我沒有亂說，是爺爺告訴我『西瓜姓韓』不可多吃。

u jin jia boliao bt hor it is really damm funny... :lol: :lol:
Ed.YEO
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
How to make a boy last for 1hr...



學校朝會，訓導主任做最后的結語：

“總之，我希望各位無論身在何處，都要牢記自己是本校的學生，絕不可以邊走邊抽煙、在教室里不準穿著短褲，就算在自己的房間里，也不可以談論不雅的話題。”



“還有，女同學們，如果有一些豬哥男生糾纏你，千萬別理他。你們要自己問問自己，值得為了一個小時的快樂，毀了你一生的名譽嗎？”



“好了，有什么問題沒有？”



就在全場一片靜默時，突然傳出一個細嫩的聲音說：



“請問……我要怎么做，才能讓他持續一個小時？”
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
Good moaning to all the boliao brudders : )
lunarin79
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
[size=200]WAhhhhHhhhhhhhh :o :o :o [/size]































raining......again...wind oso welly strong....
Astro2212
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"lunarin79"

[size=200]WAhhhhHhhhhhhhh :o :o :o [/size]































raining......again...wind oso welly strong....

Knn super boliaozzz
roo7
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too
Hoping it rain while driving, so don't need to wash my car but don't have :(



Car sibei dirty.





Sent from my iPhone
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
this morning i was sibeh tempted to hoot these 2 ...



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heng ar..now gone liao...no more temptation :mrgreen:
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too
Gd morning!

To all BL bros!
lunarin79
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"Astro2212"

[quote="lunarin79"][size=200]WAhhhhHhhhhhhhh :o :o :o [/size]



pewpewepw 8-)





























raining......again...wind oso welly strong....

Knn super boliaozzz[/quote]
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too
Rain drops falling from heaven, could never take away my misery....



Since we not together, I pray for stormy weather, to hide these tears I hope u will never see....
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"roo7"

Hoping it rain while driving, so don't need to wash my car but don't have :(



Car sibei dirty.





Sent from my iPhone


Apply the shampoo on car first...

Hope rain come fast
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"lunarin79"

[size=200]WAhhhhHhhhhhhhh :o :o :o [/size]































raining......again...wind oso welly strong....


Bro, u r in your mood again!
Ed.YEO
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"ivan"

Rain drops falling from heaven, could never take away my misery....



Since we not together, I pray for stormy weather, to hide these tears I hope u will never see....


7 early 8 early don't start with sadness ley... have a good laugh instead!



"The rookie cop"



買票的隊伍排得長長的，家民舒口氣，排到最後。



「新警察吧？」旁邊一個人問。



家民納悶：「你怎知道？」



「咳，老警察哪有排隊買票的。」



「哦。」家民明白了，直接走到售票口前，遞上錢說：「我要買一張票。」



「新警察吧？」售票窗口的人笑了。



「你怎知道？」



「老警察哪有掏錢買票的，你直接進吧，沒人敢攔。」



「哦。」家民又長了見識，一試，果然沒人攔。



進了劇場，家民到樓下隨便找了個位子坐下。



屁股還沒坐穩，旁邊就有人問：「新警察吧？」



真是奇了怪了，家民心裡疑惑，嘴上還硬：「誰說的！」



「人家老警察都在樓上看電影，樓下的都是你這樣的新警察。」



家民到樓上一看，可不是嗎，這兒有不少警察呢。



家民挑了個位子坐下，沒多久，電影就開演了。



旁邊的一個警察扭頭看了他一眼，冷冷的說：「新警察吧？」



「你怎能看出我是新警察？」



「老警察哪有你那樣規規矩矩坐著看電影的，得像我這樣。」



家民學著老警察，把兩隻腳翹起來，架在前排人的脖子上，果然舒服了許多，找到些當警察的感覺。



電影演了一半，家民有些內急，便往廁所趕。



在廁所門口，被一個工作人員攔住了：「新警察吧？」



家民還是納悶：「我腦門上又沒寫字，你怎知道？」



「哪有警察還到這兒，人家都是從樓上往樓下尿，你一看就是新警察。」



家民好慚愧，自己差點給警察丟了人。



他站到二樓邊上，掏出傢夥，朝著樓下滋出一股尿來…………



「嗨，樓上尿尿的是新警察吧！」樓下突然有人大聲喊。



「…………」家民探著身子往下看。



「看啥看，人家老警察一尿就是一片，哪像你這個新警察，就往我一個人頭上澆！」



家民滿臉通紅，他趕緊把拉鏈拉上，轉身隨便坐到一個座位上。



「新來的吧？」旁邊一個哥們說道。



「…………」



「老警察撒完尿之後哪有趕緊拉拉鏈的，還要把那個傢夥露一會透透氣，嚇小妞啊。」



家民心情鬱悶，隨便上歌廳找了個小姐想溫存一番。



一番摸索之後，小姐問道：「新警察吧！」



家民聽的有點頭暈：「怎麼啦？」



「老警察哪有這樣有禮貌的，都是霸王硬上弓的。」



給小姐上完弓之後，家民決定再不給人民警察丟人了，於是他小姐費也不付，吧臺費也不結，大搖大擺的往出走。



老闆扭頭看了看他說：「新警察吧？」



家民徹底快崩潰了，掐住老闆的脖子問：「怎麼這樣你都能看出來？」



老闆：「人家老警察不但白玩，走的時候還要收保護費呢！」



家民心想：「靠！！新警察也是警察呀！」



於是他對著老闆說：「把保護費給我！！！」



老闆說：「新警察吧？」



家民：「…………」



老闆：「人家老警察都是叫我們送費上門，哪有親自來收的？」



家民受到歌廳老闆的羞辱，決定拿出警察的威嚴，給老闆一點難堪。



聽著隔壁傳來的淫聲浪語，家民一腳踢開緊閉的門，對面一對赤身裸體的男女厲聲喝道：「都別動，我是警察！」



女的懶洋洋地坐起，摟著那男人斜著眼對家民說：「新警察吧？」



男人也說：「他是新警察。」



家民又厲聲問這對狗男女：「你們怎麼知道我是新警察？」



女人嘴一撇指著身邊的男人道：「哪有老警察不認識他們局長的！」 :lol: :lol: :lol:
aiken74
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
jz read the ST and spotted tmr gt a complimentary copy of watch supplement, so don't miss it... :mrgreen:



Ed.YEO
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
Pump another one...



"Embarassing moment to a female doctor"



美麗的女醫生在醫院大受男病人的歡迎，多金的追求者眾多，當然，也遇到不少性騷擾.....

有 一天，陳先生在醫院做完不孕症檢查後榹榕槍榧，美麗的女醫生要檢查陳先生的精蟲數目有沒有減少。

她給他一 個密封的小玻璃罐子，要他回家裝些樣本帶來。

　　第二天，陳先生再來，女醫生卻發現玻璃罐仍是空空如也。

　　陳先生解釋說：『昨天，我先用右手試了半天，沒有動靜，我改用左手試，還是沒有用，

我叫我太太來幫忙， 她也是兩支手都試，也是沒有用。我叫她用嘴巴弄，仍然沒有辦法。』

女醫生聽得滿臉通紅。 陳先生仍不停地說：『剛好我表妹到我家來送禮，她比較年輕體力好，

我就拜託她來幫忙。她也是先用手，再用嘴，很努力地............。』

　　停！停！女醫生再也忍不住了：『這種事...你找你表妹幫忙做~~』

　　陳先生說：『她很樂意啊！可是還是不行！我才來找你，看你能不能............』

　　女醫生一聽怒問：『能不能什麼？』

　　陳先生答說：『 能不能把這個玻璃罐的蓋子打開啊！』
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"aiken74"

jz read the ST and spotted tmr gt a complimentary copy of watch supplement, so don't miss it... :mrgreen:





NB!

I tot got complimentary watch
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"Ed.YEO"

Pump another one...



"Embarassing moment to a female doctor"



美麗的女醫生在醫院大受男病人的歡迎，多金的追求者眾多，當然，也遇到不少性騷擾.....

有 一天，陳先生在醫院做完不孕症檢查後榹榕槍榧，美麗的女醫生要檢查陳先生的精蟲數目有沒有減少。

她給他一 個密封的小玻璃罐子，要他回家裝些樣本帶來。

　　第二天，陳先生再來，女醫生卻發現玻璃罐仍是空空如也。

　　陳先生解釋說：『昨天，我先用右手試了半天，沒有動靜，我改用左手試，還是沒有用，

我叫我太太來幫忙， 她也是兩支手都試，也是沒有用。我叫她用嘴巴弄，仍然沒有辦法。』

女醫生聽得滿臉通紅。 陳先生仍不停地說：『剛好我表妹到我家來送禮，她比較年輕體力好，

我就拜託她來幫忙。她也是先用手，再用嘴，很努力地............。』

　　停！停！女醫生再也忍不住了：『這種事...你找你表妹幫忙做~~』

　　陳先生說：『她很樂意啊！可是還是不行！我才來找你，看你能不能............』

　　女醫生一聽怒問：『能不能什麼？』

　　陳先生答說：『 能不能把這個玻璃罐的蓋子打開啊！』


This is a Fxxxxxg good one!

Wahahaha
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"ivan"

[quote="aiken74"]jz read the ST and spotted tmr gt a complimentary copy of watch supplement, so don't miss it... :mrgreen:





NB!

I tot got complimentary watch[/quote]

YOU need to sleep with 100 men. :lol: (joking nia nia :oops: )



edited :lol:
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"MeePokMan"

[quote="ivan"]


NB!

I tot got complimentary watch


i need to sleep with 100 men. :lol:[/quote]

U r a girl??????
Ed.YEO
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
Pump one more last for the morning!



"Alternate twist of the romance of 3 kingdom"



話說在動蕩不安的三國時代…………



某天劉備、曹操、孫權三人決定握手言和，於是三人相約在某個美麗的夜裡把酒盡歡。



沒多久三個人都醉得厲害，迷迷糊糊的也就併躺在一起睡著了…………



隔天早上睡在劉備右手邊的孫權率先坐了起來，伸伸懶腰說著：



「我昨晚睡得好舒服啊！我夢見跟一個身材惹火的女人大戰了兩百回合，骨頭差點沒酥掉！」



睡在劉備左手邊的曹操也不甘示弱的起身而坐，扭了扭僵硬的脖子說道：



「那算什麼啊！ 我昨晚夢見跟一個金髮白皮膚 而且還是超級大波霸的妙齡女子大戰了三百回合我差點沒精盡人亡，哈哈！」



睡在中間的劉備終於也起身了，他甩了甩雙手一臉無奈的說：



「厚！怎麼你們倆個都那麼好啊？我昨晚竟然夢見我在一個湖上划船；



不管我怎麼划都划不到岸邊，划得我現在雙手都快酸死了…………」



曹操和孫權：「＠＃％＆＊…………」
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"ivan"

[quote="MeePokMan"]


[color=#FF0000]i [/color]need to sleep with 100 men. :lol:


U r a girl??????[/quote]

:oops: actually wanted to type u instead of i :lol:
lunarin79
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
[size=200]yawnnnn[/size]























i just woke up from my nap
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
[size=200]HAIZZZZZZZZZ.[/size]



something is bothering me since yday.



but paiseh to share serious stuff here..... sighs
Ed.YEO
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"MeePokMan"

[size=200]HAIZZZZZZZZZ.[/size]



something is bothering me since yday.



but paiseh to share serious stuff here..... sighs


MANhood --- Thingy?
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"MeePokMan"

[size=200]HAIZZZZZZZZZ.[/size]



something is bothering me since yday.



but paiseh to share serious stuff here..... sighs




Erection prob?
Ed.YEO
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
or are you in a situation like...

陳先生解釋說：『昨天，我先用右手試了半天，沒有動靜，我改用左手試，還是沒有用，

我叫我太太來幫忙， 她也是兩支手都試，也是沒有用。我叫她用嘴巴弄，仍然沒有辦法。』

女醫生聽得滿臉通紅。 陳先生仍不停地說：『剛好我表妹到我家來送禮，她比較年輕體力好，

我就拜託她來幫忙。她也是先用手，再用嘴，很努力地............。』

　　停！停！女醫生再也忍不住了：『這種事...你找你表妹幫忙做~~』

　　陳先生說：『她很樂意啊！可是還是不行！我才來找你，看你能不能............』


???
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
:o :o :o
Ed.YEO
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"MeePokMan"

:o :o :o


　陳先生答說：『 能不能把這個玻璃罐的蓋子打開啊！』


bottle opening issues?
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
No lah...



Last night I saw something that shouldn't be seen : (



never happened before.
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"MeePokMan"

No lah...



Last night I saw something that shouldn't be seen : (



never happened before.


U saw ur wife sis nake?
lunarin79
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"ivan"




U saw ur wife sis nake?


:ugeek:
lunarin79
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"MeePokMan"

No lah...



Last night I saw something that shouldn't be seen : (



never happened before.


i duno



i tink i oso seen sometink few nights ago



i just keep quiet
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"ivan"




U saw ur wife sis nake?


:lol: I wish..... but my wife's sisters all not my type.



one of them, even she lied down naked on my bed, i also no feeling at all :lol:



except her youngest sis who is a PE teacher, but married to a angmo liao.



Oooi Ivan! :lol: got small children here, mai tiko leh! u want talk dirty, we la kopi then talk :lol:
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"lunarin79"

[quote="MeePokMan"]No lah...



Last night I saw something that shouldn't be seen : (



never happened before.


i duno



i tink i oso seen sometink few nights ago



i just keep quiet[/quote]

yup...i think i shld keep quiet. :(
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"MeePokMan"

[quote="lunarin79"]


i duno



i tink i oso seen sometink few nights ago



i just keep quiet


yup...i think i shld keep quiet. :([/quote]

We wait 1 mth later then talk la
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"ivan"

[quote="MeePokMan"]


yup...i think i shld keep quiet. :(


We wait 1 mth later then talk la[/quote]

why 1 mth later?



still got 9 mth leh?
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"MeePokMan"

[quote="ivan"]


We wait 1 mth later then talk la


why 1 mth later?



still got 9 mth leh?[/quote]

9mths? Or 9th mth or
lunarin79
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
[quote="MeePokMan

yup...i think i shld keep quiet. :([/quote]



no, i tink we shld SIC



wat i saw, a bit bizarre but maybe it's my imagination?



2 nights ago I went The Bencoolen cut hair, aft I'm done, I walked over to Burlington Square to meet my CO.



She was inside Burger King buying burger so I stood outside smoking.



Ok, Burlington Square has a fountain at the turn in drop off point rite...



When I was standing there waiting, there was this late 20s-early 30s fair complexion lady, wearing black tee & those short denim shorts, standing right at the fountain, in the middle of the drop off point, she was playing with the water, kicking her leg on the fountain water, I stood there watching her, in my mind I was thinking



'huh, y she buay paiseh one, so big liao still play with water?'



Somemore it was very crowded there with people sitting around the perimeter of the fountain, i tink there was a 7th dinner right in front of Sim Lim Square oso so that night was packed with people...but she was like in her own world sia..then hor, weird thing is...she would suddenly look into my direction n smile.



I looked around me, i was the only one standing there only leh, knn, she smiling to me ar? :oops: It happened 2-3 times, looking into my direction.



I so paiseh :oops: :oops:





ok, my wife was taking a bit long so i turned around & checked if she's out of BK anot. ok, all this takes less than 5secs..when I turned back to the fountain.







She's gone.





I was :o



How could she disappear in less than 5secs? Even if she walked very fast, I could still catch a glimpse of her somewhere in the crowd wat...
lunarin79
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"ivan"




We wait 1 mth later then talk la


knn, tok now la, so fun :twisted:
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"lunarin79"

[quote="ivan"]


We wait 1 mth later then talk la


knn, tok now la, so fun :twisted:[/quote]

Halo halo, I m not the one who saw something or anything here hor.



If I see or I saw and I can sing I will tell.



Ask the MPM la, must be saw something sinful dunno how to say
ivan
[Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"lunarin79"

[quote="MeePokMan

yup...i think i shld keep quiet. :(


no, i tink we shld SIC



wat i saw, a bit bizarre but maybe it's my imagination?



2 nights ago I went The Bencoolen cut hair, aft I'm done, I walked over to Burlington Square to meet my CO.



She was inside Burger King buying burger so I stood outside smoking.



Ok, Burlington Square has a fountain at the turn in drop off point rite...



When I was standing there waiting, there was this late 20s-early 30s fair complexion lady, wearing black tee & those short denim shorts, standing right at the fountain, in the middle of the drop off point, she was playing with the water, kicking her leg on the fountain water, I stood there watching her, in my mind I was thinking



'huh, y she buay paiseh one, so big liao still play with water?'



Somemore it was very crowded there with people sitting around the perimeter of the fountain, i tink there was a 7th dinner right in front of Sim Lim Square oso so that night was packed with people...but she was like in her own world sia..then hor, weird thing is...she would suddenly look into my direction n smile.



I looked around me, i was the only one standing there only leh, knn, she smiling to me ar? :oops: It happened 2-3 times, looking into my direction.



I so paiseh :oops: :oops:





ok, my wife was taking a bit long so i turned around & checked if she's out of BK anot. ok, all this takes less than 5secs..when I turned back to the fountain.







She's gone.





I was :o



How could she disappear in less than 5secs? Even if she walked very fast, I could still catch a glimpse of her somewhere in the crowd wat...[/quote]



She chio Bo?
aiken74
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"lunarin79"

[quote="MeePokMan

yup...i think i shld keep quiet. :(

no, i tink we shld SIC

wat i saw, a bit bizarre but maybe it's my imagination?

2 nights ago I went The Bencoolen cut hair, aft I'm done, I walked over to Burlington Square to meet my CO.

She was inside Burger King buying burger so I stood outside smoking.

Ok, Burlington Square has a fountain at the turn in drop off point rite...

When I was standing there waiting, there was this late 20s-early 30s fair complexion lady, wearing black tee & those short denim shorts, standing right at the fountain, in the middle of the drop off point, she was playing with the water, kicking her leg on the fountain water, I stood there watching her, in my mind I was thinking

'huh, y she buay paiseh one, so big liao still play with water?'

Somemore it was very crowded there with people sitting around the perimeter of the fountain, i tink there was a 7th dinner right in front of Sim Lim Square oso so that night was packed with people...but she was like in her own world sia..then hor, weird thing is...she would suddenly look into my direction n smile.

I looked around me, i was the only one standing there only leh, knn, she smiling to me ar? :oops: It happened 2-3 times, looking into my direction.

I so paiseh :oops: :oops:

ok, my wife was taking a bit long so i turned around & checked if she's out of BK anot. ok, all this takes less than 5secs..when I turned back to the fountain.

She's gone.

I was :o

How could she disappear in less than 5secs? Even if she walked very fast, I could still catch a glimpse of her somewhere in the crowd wat...[/quote]

can't be u so luckly ba... :mrgreen:
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
wah CEO, ur story really scare me wor. :shock:





here come my story, GPGT one.





Normally i am not a fussy person when come to buying a preowned watch or vintage time piece. Abit of scratches, dings or dust found is expected.

but this LNIB 3 mth old seiko dress watch which i juz bot (left with 9mth warranty) really bothering me since last night when i found tiny pubic hair on the dia! I thot this is something that shouldn't be seen on the dial. :lol:





sorry being so boliao, but if u like my story please click





:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: joking only huh.
LB1981
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
come in +1. after reading CEO's posting, hair stand. serious. :shock:
MeePokMan
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"LB1981"

come in +1. after reading CEO's posting, hair stand. serious. :shock:


must be ur hair stand, drop inside my watch izzit??? knn :lol:
lunarin79
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
@ ivan- erm, seriously, buay pai kuah



@aiken - if i really so unlucky, oso lppl lor, dun come disturb me can liao, smile at me still ok,hahaaa. I prefer smile at me than hear a woman sobbing at 1-2am(happened once), LOL
aiken74
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too

"MeePokMan"

wah CEO, ur story really scare me wor. :shock:

here come my story, GPGT one.

Normally i am not a fussy person when come to buying a preowned watch or vintage time piece. Abit of scratches, dings or dust found is expected.

but this LNIB 3 mth old seiko dress watch which i juz bot (left with 9mth warranty) really bothering me since last night when i found tiny pubic hair on the dia! I thot this is something that shouldn't be seen on the dial. :lol:



sorry being so boliao, but if u like my story please click



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: joking only huh.

like ur story but dun like to have LB hair in ur dial... :mrgreen: can it be remove :?:
lunarin79
Re: [Boliao thread] Tempted again too
[quote="MeePokMan"]quote]



this woman is cal 'SARY' rite



i tink that's her name, lol