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Have a Good Laugh - Chinese English



This is hilarious..... even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to the Chinese from Hong Kong , Malaysia and Singapore .A must read with Chinglish in mind.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.



Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to1. This is what he came up with.....

1day I go 2climb a 3outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and4down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5with me. I ran until I fell 6and threw up.. So I go into7-eleven and grabbed some 8to throw at him. Then I took a9and try to stab at him. 10God he run away.10I put the 9back and pay for the 8and left 7-eleven.Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4work. He also asked me to go climb a3and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2him but I don't know what he 1.

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ok, some simple translation for our international friends for their better understanding.



Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....



1 day I go 2(to) climb a 3(tree) outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4(fall) down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5(fight) with me. I ran until I fell 6(sick) and threw up.. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8(egg) to throw at him. Then I took a 9(knife) and try to stab at him. 10(thank) God he run away. 10(then) I put the 9(knife) back and pay for the 8(egg) and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6(sick). He said 5(fine), tomorrow also no need to come back 4(for) work. He also asked me to go climb a 3(tree) and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2(to) him but I don't know what he 1(want).